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About Todd:
Todd has been with Y93 since 1997...the year of the famous 17-inch snowstorm with 70MPH+ wind gusts!
He sent a blank audition tape, and got the job anyway (true story; the guy that hired him is no longer with the company...). He's since been promoted to the Operations Manager position with Clear Channel Radio in Bismarck ("more proof that everyone rises to their level of incompetence").
He said Family Guy would be back after it had been cancelled (it is). Thank him or blame him, but it's probably just coincidence. The bazillion illegal downloads of it probably had more to do with it than anything else.
Todd started working in radio in the '80s. Tacoma, WA; Rochester, MN; Outer Banks, NC; Winchester, VA; back to Outer Banks, NC; to Columbus, OH; then Bismarck-Mandan. But his early experience was working for Rob Sherwood, the guy he grew up listening to in the Twin Cities.
Todd was an Ohio State Buckeye, so naturally hates the Michigan Wolverines ("Ann Arbor is such a GIRL'S name!").
He's really pretty harmless. Write him anytime (toddmitchell@clearchannel.com)!
Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville , TX.
One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville . The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing.
The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the Mesquite tree tops on Hwy 77 revealed that the radar had in fact, locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near this, it's Naval Air home base location in Kingsville TX.
Back at the Texas Highway Patrol Headquarters in Corpus Christi the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Naval Base Commander in Kingsville for shutting down his equipment.
The reply came back in true USMC style:
"Thank you for your letter....
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment's location.
Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position on the side of Hwy 77, south. of Kingsville
The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when swearing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.
Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose.Also, the snap is broken on his holster."
Semper Fi
Imagine: being apart for SIXTY years from "the one"....
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/us/2012/01/12/dnt-high-school-sweethearts-reunite.whas
I didn't know there was such a thing, but I suppose if there IS, someone has to RUN the place.....
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It had been looking like this winter in North Dakota wasn't going to be as conducive to wearing one of my favorite Christmas presents....but NOW......BEHOLD! Beware the Stay-Puft Man! ;-)