If you want to hang out at JUSTIN BIEBER'S house, you have to sign a WAIVER.  It's an actual legal document that absolves Justin of wrongdoing if you happen to DIE.

Seriously . . . it warns of activities that are, quote, "potentially hazardous and you should not participate unless you are medically able and properly trained."

And it states that the risks of those activities include, quote, "minor injuries to catastrophic injuries, including death."

You also can't talk, Tweet, blog or Instagram about what goes on at Justin's crib . . . or you're on the hook for $5 MILLION in damages.  (Check out the waiver here.)

The Internet is obsessed with cats and stupid self-portraits . . . so it's about time someone combined them.  The latest stupid online photo trend is called CAT BEARDING.

RadarOnline.com has put together a photo gallery of the 30 Worst Celebrity Tattoos of All Time.  The highlights include . . .

Mike Tyson's face tattoo . . . of course.

The tattoo of Roseanne's face that Tom Arnold got when he was nailing her.

Lil Wayne's face tattoos.

The "Mariah" ink Nick Cannon got in huge letters across his shoulders.

The ice cream cone on the face of rapper Gucci Mane

Fred Durst's chest tattoo of Kurt Cobain and Elvis

Sylvester Stallone's arm tattoo of his wife Jennifer

The misspelled tattoo on Hayden Panettiere's ribcage

Steve-O's giant back tattoo of HIMSELF.

Melanie Griffith's trashy looking "Antonio" arm tattoo.

(Check those out here . . . and see the full gallery here.)

According to a new poll by iHeartRadio, WILL FERRELL is the funniest person in America right now.  He got 23.5% of the vote, compared with TINA FEY, who finished second with 15.9%.  Here's the Top 10 . . .

1.  Will Ferrell,  23.5%

2.  Tina Fey,  15.9%

3.  Chris Rock,  15.3%

4.  Daniel Tosh,  10.3%

5.  Jon Stewart,  8.6%

6.  Stephen Colbert,  7.8%

7.  Zach Galifianakis,  7.2%

8.  Amy Poehler,  5.4%

9.  Aziz Ansari,  3.6%

10.  Lena Dunham,  2.4%

iHeartRadio also asked who are the coolest moms in music.  The top vote-getters were, in this order:  Gwen Stefani, Sheryl Crow and Beyoncé.  (You can see the results of that poll here.)

Ever wanted to get into Trevor D's pants? If so, you're in luck!

Taking a page from Teen Mom Farrah's book, Trevor has decided to try and auction off a piece of his swimwear collection on eBay. All proceeds we make will be donated to the Circle of Friends Humane Society in Grand Forks.

Check out the auction here!!!!

This year's "Billboard Music Awards" went down last night . . . and when it was all said and done, TAYLOR SWIFT came out on top, taking home EIGHT awards.

In all, there were 45 awards, and 10 of them were handed out during the show.  (You can find the complete winners' list at Billboard.com.)

Here's a rundown of the highlights:

1.  During an acceptance speech, Taylor Swift told the crowd, quote, "You're the longest and best relationship I ever had."  (And if that relationship ever ended, we all know what would happen.)

2.  JUSTIN BIEBER was honored with the first-ever "Milestone Award".  But as he walked to the stage, there was a lot of BOOING along with the cheering.

When he got up front, he launched into a very defensive speech that included this:  Quote, "I'm 19 years old, I think I'm doing a pretty good job and basically, from my heart, I really wanna say it should really be about the music . . .

"It should be about the craft, the craft that I'm making.  This is not a gimmick.  I'm an artist, and I should be taken seriously and all this other bull should not be spoken of."  (You can find video, here.)

3.  KID ROCK tried to be all COOL by calling people out for lip-synching while he was presenting an award.  He said, quote, "Let's give it up for lip-syncing under pre-recorded music!"

He also seemed to be ON SOMETHING, or maybe he was just pretending to be.

4.  While MIGUEL was performing, he jumped from the stage to the catwalk . . . however, he wasn't able to clear it cleanly.  Instead, he landed on some girl's head, BUTT FIRST.  We're assuming she's OK.  (Here's video.)

Early on Tuesday, a drunk guy in his 20s went to a McDonald's in Cork, Ireland and ordered himself a Happy Meal.

RIHANNA stepped out of her hotel in New York City the other day wearing a pretty vulgar T-shirt.  It's got a picture of a woman digging her hand into her bikini bottoms, along with the letters D.I.Y. 

(Which, as you probably know, stands for "Do It Yourself".  Check out the pics here.)  (Jezebel)

According to a new survey, 77% of people say they look forward to taking road trips with their family or their significant other.  BUT . . . they also admit that road trips almost ALWAYS lead to at least a little fighting.