I woke up today NOT feeling bad about how HORRIBLY OLD I've gotten.  So thanks, Internet, for re-awakening my misery.  Here are 15 things that turn THIRTY YEARS OLD this year.


--Chicken McNuggets.

--The Swatch watch.

--The debut albums from both "Weird Al" and R.E.M.

--Plinko on "The Price is Right".

--"Star Wars VI:  Return of the Jedi" and "A Christmas Story".

--The American minivan.  The Dodge Caravan debuted in November of 1983.

--The StairMaster.

--The camcorder.

--The Disney Channel, "The A-Team", and "Reading Rainbow".

--Microsoft Word.

--Hooters.