This sounds like a winner to me: JOHN STAMOS is going to host a web show in which he reunites celebrities with the people who took their virginity.
He says, quote, "For every actor, celebrity, musician and politician out there that we see, there's somebody at home going, 'I was their first.' I want to hear their stories, too."
He may even reenact those magic moments with puppets, Barbie dolls or some other kind of animation.
And by the way . . . John says he was reunited with HIS first about 13 years ago, and he didn't even recognize her. He says, quote, "She's about 10 years older than me and I was in my late 30s then, and I said, 'Nice to meet you.'
"She said, 'Meet you?! Don't you remember? I took your virginity.' I was shocked. She didn't look quite the same. She was a bit older and a bit rounder."
He adds, quote, "I said to her, 'I remember now. We were driving and I dropped my keys between my legs and you grabbed me.' She was like, 'No, it was more romantic than that. I held your hand and we walked through a park together.'
"The stories were vastly different."
Stamos has one friend who WANTS to be on the show. He won't identify him, but he says, quote, "One very big star said, 'I gotta be on your show.'
"He said, 'My first time was in a cornfield and there was poison oak in the field. So every time I have sex now, I itch.' That's the kind of story I want on the show."