Well, AVClub.com addressed this in a discussion where they asked What's the Worst Possible Song to Make Love To? Here are some of the songs they came up with . . .
"Yakety Sax", by Boots Randolph
"Jeremy", by Pearl Jam
"Party All the Time", by Eddie Murphy
"Cat's in the Cradle", by Harry Chapin
"Justify My Love", by Madonna
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails
And "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", as sung by "a Southern Baptist congregation for the special July 4th services." (Yeah, some of these are pretty weird and goofy. You can find the complete discussion at AVClub.com.)